Joke: what bee..?

An attempt to cheer up a 'Boring Monday'

A snapshot from FHM mag, was reading it at a restaurant while waiting for food.

I know LAME right? 

Anywayss... Happy Monday peeps!

Long vacation

Latest updates:

It's been a long sickie month. I wasn't been healthy for the whole month. Thank you for those who have been sending me regards and praying for me. For those who came visit me I'm really touched and endless thank you for all of you.

I'm getting better now. I'm taking things slow now. No more hectic life for the moment. It's slow and easy for now. When I was sick I was still thinking of work. Doctor told me to forget bout everything and dont stress myself. Boy, he was right. How to get better when all you can think bout is work, work and work. It's like your body doesnt wanna corporate and you still wanna force it. Not a good idea.

End of updates.



Here is a funny joke I got from my email. The title of the email was 'Don't Tempt Women'

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers, "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"

The husband laughs and says, "An Italian girl!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" she asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!"

"Oh, that," she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!"

Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent


So guys, be careful now. ;p


Oh yeah, Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri to those who are celebrating and happy holidays for those who are not celebrating :D

Cheers!

Marketing anyone?

I got this from a forward email...

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: He's very rich. Marry him. - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me. - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me? - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: You are very rich! Can you marry me? - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: I'm rich. Will you marry me? and she goes with him
- That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: I'm rich, Marry me! Your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets


and now, you know... ;p

hello?

It's been awhile I've wrote something in this blog. i know 'Bangas' suda this blog.

Here is something for you guys to play around first before I really blog something. Enjoy~

THE BIG RED BUTTON
Does it ever end?

Bikin panas rite? ;p

Joke: Global Warming?

Imagine if this was the cause!

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